Custom Drawings and Animation - Price: 5.00 in Elyria, Nebraska

I am a freelance artist with 2 years of professional experience and 20 years of personal experience. I am offering my time to you so you can have a photo done of anything you want, in whatever animation style you want (Ex. South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Bunnies, Anime, and Hentai are a few of the most popular)
I have certain prices for each style, since each style adds a certain complexity to it as you go up. I am also offering animation by the min in four styles that I have mastered.
PHOTOS:
South Park Style;
1 photo, which includes up to five persons (ex. family shot) in any place, doing whatever you want. PRICE: $5.00
Simpsons Style:
1 photo, which includes up to five persons (ex. family shot) in any place, doing whatever you want. PRICE: $7.00
Family Guy Style:
1 photo, which includes up to five persons (ex. family shot) in any place, doing whatever you want. PRICE: $8.00
Bunnies Style:
1 photo, which includes up to five persons (ex. family shot) in any place, doing whatever you want. PRICE: $10.00
Anime Style:
1 photo, which includes up to five persons (ex. family shot) in any place, doing whatever you want. PRICE: $15.00
Hentai Style:
1 photo, which includes up to five persons (ex. family shot) in any place, doing whatever you want. PRICE: $20.00
ANIMATION:
South Park Style:
this would be an animation based on the popular show called, South Park. The cost to draw and render this style of animation is $10/min
Simpsons Style:
this would be an animation based on the popular show called, Simpsons. The cost to draw and render this style of animation is $15/min
Bunnies Style:
this would be an animation based on the popular show called, Bunnies (Starz). The cost to draw and render this style of animation is $20/min
Family Guy:
this would be an animation based on the popular show called, Family Guy. The cost to draw and render this style of animation is $25/min. Believe it or not, this show takes the most amount of time to draw and animate.
I have yet to master the other two styles. If you wish me to do a Hentai or Anime I would have to grossly increase the amount/min. Ex. Hentai would be $50/min and I also need much more time to draw and render this style than any of the others.
I can send the finished photos to you either by snail mail (Costs $5.95 to ship) or over the internet as a JPEG, PNG, or GIMP file for free.
The animation can be made into a professional dvd with cover and all for $5 plus the shipping which is $5.95 for a total of $10.95. Or it can be sent over the internet as a zip file or to youtube for free.
Please include in your e-mail the following:
For Photos,
The subject(s)
Place
The action(s) going on in the scene
Style of Cartoon
Any other important requests
For Animation:
The Plot (If you don't have a specific one in mind then just give me an overall summary of the plot you want and I'll run with it)
Characters
Place
Style of Animation requested
Do you want your name in the opening credits as Executive producer, Screenwriter, or Director?
Do you want to keep the animation to yourself or do you want to share it to the world via dvd sales, youtube submission, etc?
I look forward to working with you and making your vision a reality.
Sincerely,
George Keller
gnbkeller@yahoo.com
Author, Screenwriter, Producer, Singer, Actor